Emoticons

    Emoticon (noun). A figure created with the symbols on
  the keyboard. Read with the head tilted to the left.
  Used to convey the spirit in which a line of text is
  typed.

  :-i Semi-Smiley,          :-]  Smiley blockhead,
  :-% has beard,            :-o  singing national anthem,
  :-t is cross,             :-:  mutant,
  :-( Drama,                :-)  Comedy,
  :-  male,                 :-?  smoking a pipe,
  :-\ Undecided,            :-p) sticking tongue out,
  :-)'tends to drool,       :-'| has a cold,
  :-)8 well dressed,        :-D  talks too much,
  :-# lips are sealed,      :-o  shocked
  :-{ a mustache,             :-% has beard,
  :-& tongue-tied,        :-9 licking lips,
  :-( Sad,                :-> Hey hey,
  :-X Wearing a bow tie,  :-0 an orator,
  :-#| bushy mustache,    :-@ User face screaming,
  :-% a banker,           :-} wearing lipstick,
  :-) Humor (or smiley),  :-v Talking head Smiley,
  :-c Bummed out Smiley,  :-e Disappointed Smiley,
  :-< Real sad Smiley,    :-I Hmm,
  :-( Boo hoo,            :-8 ( Condescending stare,
  :-# My lips are sealed, :-O Uh oh,
  :-Q Smoker,             ::-) wearing glasses,
  :ÿUser has two noses,  :>  Midget Smiley ,
  :>) User has a big nose, :%)% User has acne, ;-)
  Winking Smiley, (-: user is left-handed, (-) needing a
  haircut, (:-) Smiley big-face, (:-( unSmiley frowning,
  (:)-) scuba diver, (:I Egghead, ):-( UnSmiley big-face
  {(:-) wearing toupee,     +-(:-)  the pope, +:-)
  Smiley priest, ,-} Wry and winking, *:o) User is a
  Bozo, *<|:-) User is Santa Claus, <:I Dunce,